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Cop And Pimp Status Quotes & Sayings
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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I'm the type a ni... cop a Rolly, cop a Benz, cop a two. Then wear it all to Church, ni... Hallelu.
2 Chainz
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Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
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Still pi.p c bi... so what da fu.. is up, put n powda on da streets cause I got big fu..in nuts.
Pimp C
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Now its only money aint no powder in my 100 bills, see a pi.p shinin bi... tell me how ya pu... feel.
Pimp C
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The Worst Feeling: Seeing a cop car make a u-turn behind you.
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That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID & BE COOL."
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Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.
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Well wishers to my opposition. You ni...s probably cop a plea before you cop a pistol.
Wale
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Now how can you tell a ni... how to get his mother fu..ing ends right, and get his motherfu..in game tight? You needs to stop giving your d..k away for free, you need to start listening to ni...s like pi.p C!
Pimp C
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Dirty Harry, for example. Clint Eastwood was not a rogue cop. He was a maverick cop, but he was a good guy.
Charlton Heston
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Got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spread your legs, and then she tried to cop a feel.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to say yes. -Heidi
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I think that one of the strengths of Cop Shoot Cop lay in the different, and at times, clashing personalities, Ideally, I want to have both ways of working in my life.
Jim Coleman
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No, it's "A pi.p Named Slickback." Like A Tribe Called Quest; you say the whole thing: "A pi.p Named Slickback"! -A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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I've never been a cop nor hope to be a cop, thanks.
Evan Hunter
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Now if ya gave me a Sweet for every bi... that I fu..ed. You'd have to bring four eightteen wheelers. Fill em' from back to front Cause I'm pi.p C bi..., ain't no mistakin'.
Pimp C
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Now if ya gave me a Sweet for every bi... that I fu..ed You'd have to bring four eightteen wheelers Fill em' from back to front Cause I'm pi.p C bi..., ain't no mistakin'
Pimp C
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Lord, please pray for the soul of this bi.... And guide my pi.p hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen. --A pi.p Named Slickback
Boondocks
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