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Crazy Funny One Liner Quotes & Sayings
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Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy. Therefor I am not crazy...Wait...Does that make me crazy?
Unknown
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I'm doing me up with a black coloured liner.
Adam Lambert
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i wanna be forever young. My life would shine the way I'm crazy, I'm funny, I'm living life the best way.
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To be anywhere near an enormous ocean liner when you are just like a fish in the water is frightening.
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Im not crazy...I say shit thats crazy to crazy people...To make em believe Im crazy...So they can relate to me.
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I'm not saying she is crazy, but if her emotions were on my iPod, they would be on shuffle.
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Im crazy. Im funny. Im cute. Im brave. Im girly. Im sweet. Im cheerful. Im annoying. Im just me and I like it that way.
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Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did.
Jenny McCarthy
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We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
Niels Bohr
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I know the game is crazy it's more crazy than it's ever been I'm married to that crazy b*tch call me Kevin Federline
Lil Wayne
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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson
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Some people will tell me I'm crazy, and I'll tell them thats the only thing that keeps me sane.
Matt Nguyen
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Some of the songs are so crazy, the words are so crazy... it's hard to believe I was so crazy.
Juliana Hatfield
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That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
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Dear ladies, true love wouldn't care about your lip gloss. Or your eye liner. Or your dress. But your smile. Wear your smile first.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct. My own feeling is that it is not crazy enough.
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I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
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Getting my dragon was perhaps the biggest surprise. I was in Amsterdam and got a little crazy, dropping my pants at a tattoo parlour and woke up the next morning and saw this really funny dragon. Ive always wanted a dragon but this one had a funny blue tongue. To me a dragon is very much a woman, strong and elegant.
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My life is crazy. From horrible this morning to incredible tonight. This is one crazy ride.
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