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Cut Finger Jokeser Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Was I just a poor decision? Cut me open with precision & we'll finger the incision.
Otep
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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Empty, heiress, tantrums psycho, with a gun. Finger heracy clean out the poison when you cut out your tongue.
Angelspit
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now.
Unknown
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You see so many movies... the younger people who are coming from MTV or who are coming from commercials and there's no sense of film grammar. There's no real sense of how to tell a story visually. It's just cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, you know, which is pretty easy.
Peter Bogdanovich
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collar bone and incredible contusions - "It wasn't Jezebels fault Dad"
Pam Brown
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You've got more talent in your little finger than you have in your big finger.
Unknown
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If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.
Jock Sturges
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
Unknown
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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If Bill Finger created Batman, where is Bill Finger's byline on my strip? It is conspicuous by its absence.
Bob Kane
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The second draft is on yellow paper, that's when I work on characterizations. The third is pink, I work on story motivations. Then blue, that's where I cut, cut, cut.
Jacqueline Susann
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam, whether it takes ultimate shape in a law of physics or a law of the land, a poem or a policy, a sonata or a mechanical computer.
Alfred Whitney Griswold
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Unknown
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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