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Dad From Homer Simpson Quotes & Sayings
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson
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Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson
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I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.
Jessica Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too.
Homer Simpson
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Homer Simpson
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
Homer Simpson
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