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Dad Funny Quotes & Sayings
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the way across the room to change a channel.
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf
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My dad was a musician, it was just what he did, like another guy's dad drives a meat truck. Our house was normal. We weren't taken with the fact our dad was a musician.
Branford Marsalis
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You see another side of Draco when he's with his dad. When Draco is with his dad, he doesn't say anything. He keeps his mouth shut. He's sort of bullied by his dad, so he acts very different.
Tom Felton
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Cleaning the house for my mom when she's at work because all my step dad does is play video games and won't lift a finger.
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Dad didnt call again tonight...Why do I get my hopes up?
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I promised myself to be a better father to my kids then my dad...
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I find it cute how my real dad calls and tries to help me out but my step dad will always be one and only father.
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My step dad is more of a father figure then my real dad could ever dream of being.
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Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father.
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Dad, you've always been like a father to me...
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You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
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Dad, it's still hard to believe you're someone's father...
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My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
Mike Myers
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You're the greatest weekend dad ever.
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.
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Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
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