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Daughter To Mum Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People say Twilight is what teenage girls are into and Im like, yeah, but thats not just it. Most of the time its the mums who are actually more passionate! This woman and her teenage daughter are walking up. And the moms shaking, shes just so excited. They get to the front table and the woman goes, Taylor, Im wearing panties that have your name on them. If I find a way to take them off and have you sign them, is that OK? And the daughters like, Mum, come on! And her mums like, Honey, its OK, this is what we do at these signings! The daughter was so embarrassed.
Taylor Lautner
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Why do they feel the need to tell me, 'That film was sh*t'. It happens quite a lot. I was with my mum and daughter when this guy walks over to say, 'You're not as good as Alec Guinness.' I felt really pissed off.
Ewan McGregor
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I'd like to think I'm a normal sort of guy, but go to my mum and she'll probably say, 'You know, Chris was always the daughter out of my three boys.'
Chris Hemsworth
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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I trust my mum with anything. If I have a problem, my mum is always the first person I go to.
Richard Fleeshman
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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Carey Williams
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I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his.
Brett Butler
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
Boris Becker
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Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
Tim Vine
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Dad is my best mate and I can tell Mum absolutely anything. I really appreciate Mum and Dad. Why are we so close? Young parents, I think. The rock business keeps their minds young.
Kim Wilde
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
Unknown
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
Unknown
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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When a mother quarrels with a daughter, she has a double dose of unhappiness hers from the conflict, and empathy with her daughter's from the conflict with her. Throughout her life a mother retains this special need to maintain a good relationship with her daughter.
Terri Apter
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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People have lots of misconceptions about me. My mum, who is half French and half Spanish, gets outraged when I'm called quintessentially English. I owe my looks to my mum-which was 90 percent of getting my first job. And, some people would argue, 90 percent of my entire career.
Helena Bonham Carter
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Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Unknown
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Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!!
Madea
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Build yourself to be a woman that when your daughter sees you, she would know you as a woman who work for her goals. Set an example.
Anne Nwakama
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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