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Dear Mommy And Daddy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Dear Mommy And Daddy" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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Once you grow past Mommy and Daddy coming running when you're hurt, you're really on your own. You're alone, and there's no one to help you.
Octavia Butler
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
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The best s.. education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
William Masters
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Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn.
Megadeth
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There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
Charlotte York
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Some people need to grow up you're supposed to be independent in a couple years mommy and daddy arent gonna be there to hand you hundreds forever.
Unknown
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
Don't Be A Menace
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Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?
Howard Cosell
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Bad parents ALWAYS put themselves first before their kids. Good parents realize the kids come first, but once in awhile Mommy and Daddy MUST have some personal time and pleasure!
Unknown
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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New no limit, mommy no gimmicks, Maybach Benz, mommy jump in it.
Lil Romeo
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You may not be my biological father, but you're the one that I'm proud to call daddy. Thank you for being the best daddy in the world. Love you daddy.
Unknown
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I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy; Dear Jack, Don't buy a single vote more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to pay for a landslide.
John F Kennedy
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My yesterday was blue dear. Today I'm a part of you dear. My lonely nights are through dear. Since you said you were mine.
Jamie Cullum
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Dear Brain, sorry for overloading you. Dear Pillow, sorry for the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for the damage.
Unknown
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If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it.
Trick Daddy
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I remember Mr. Mayer very well. He sort of liked to be the father - no, he liked to be treated like you thought he was Daddy, but he didn't treat you like Daddy at all.
Jackie Cooper
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My baby daddy isn't just going to be my baby daddy...He is going to be my husband.
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