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Divorce To Bethday Dead Dad Quotes & Sayings
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Mom hates dad, Dad hates mom, it all makes you feel so sad.
Kurt Cobain
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Have I ever showed you a picture of my dead dad? Oh, I gotta show you. He's super dead.
Andy Samberg
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't walk... he's dead. Amen. -Stan
American Dad
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You know not having my real dad around and having a step dad made me want to be a great dad. So now I have been one for 9 years. And now 3 daughters. So, that is what I am - a dad, first and foremost, before anything else. It's just something that comes natural now.
Tim McGraw
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I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.
Shia LaBeouf
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Divorce was never commanded, even for adultery. Otherwise God would have given His notice of divorce to Israel and Judah long before He did. A legitimate bill of divorce was allowable for adultery, but it was never commanded or required. It was a last resort - to be used only when unrepentant immorality had exhausted the patience of the innocent spouse, and the guilty one would not be restored.
John Macarthur
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Deadbeat dads are like serial killers, there are a few of them out there, but most of the time what your dealing with is dead broke and dead bolted.
Unknown
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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've sick mom, With a fu..ed dad. Dealing with your lies. Dead bodies everywhere.
Korn
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Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Rita Mae Brown
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The first divorce in the world may have been a tragedy, but the hundred-millionth is not necessarily one.
Anatole Broyard
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My husband and I have never considered divorce...murder sometimes, but never divorce.
Joyce Brothers
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The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
Annette Funicello
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Im an excellent housekeeper..Every time I get divorce I keep the house.
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Here's to your divorce taking place during bikini season.
Unknown
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I hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
John Milius
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Wishing you a divorce that's slightly less appalling than your marriage
Unknown
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It's scary that 50% of all marriages end in divorce...it's even scarier that the other 50% last forever.
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I hope your kids cope with the divorce well enough to serve as a prop to help get you laid.
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