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Dont Let Your Dads Eat Pie! Quotes & Sayings
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Don't let your dads eat pie!
Andy Samberg
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I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we dont know which one is my real dad which I think is pretty amazing.
Rachel Berry
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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I say I'm gonna eat healthy but then a commercial with pie comes on...
Sarah Hyland
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The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I'm the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don't have a cherry.
Halle Berry
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I get money everyday, of the week I go hard, I dont sleep you dont grind, you dont eat in this world my n*gga aint sh*t free.
Nipsey Hussle
16 Likes
Happy Pi Day. Today you must either eat some pie, watch Life of Pi, or drink 3.14 cases of beer. Extra credit for all of the above.
Unknown
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It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.
Hannah Montana
10 Likes
In order for American Pie to have worked, you have to have a character who, even while he is humping a pie, the audience still likes.
Jason Biggs
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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
Tenneva Jordan
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Our apple pie was supplied through Arm & Hammer. Straight out the kitchen, shh dont wake Nana!
Jay-Z
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I sort of have his voice in my head about how not to get seduced by money, status or superficial things. I dont really want to do American Pie 7.'
Andrew Garfield
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Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George Will
3 Likes
I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.
Adam Carolla
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I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.
Claude Williams
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The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail blazing, eye brow raising, the best in the present, future and past, and if yall dont like me you can kiss the peoples ass!
The Rock
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I dont cook. I can toast in the toaster. I can pour and set the table. No, Gavin is the one. Its not even an option, he is so passionate about it. He cooks every day. He loves to go grocery shopping and find different things. Im really lucky. Its actually lucky and hard at the same time, because sometimes you want to be fit and not eat it, but you have to eat it.
Gwen Stefani
6 Likes
I dont live to eat, I eat to live.
Martin Lawrence
7 Likes
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Lisa Loeb
1 Likes
Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
George F Will
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