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Dont Let Your Dads Eat Pie! Quotes & Sayings
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Dont even get me started on his wife. With all her healthy food ideas. I eat what I want when I want, she just ruined chicken finger Monday.
Unknown
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Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.
Tracy Morgan
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Being pretty on the inside means you dont hit your brother and you eat all your peas thats what my grandma taught me.
Lord Chesterfield
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.
Tommy Lasorda
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The scientific truth may be put quite briefly; eat moderately, having an ordinary mixed diet, and dont worry.
Robert Hutchison
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Some have meat, and cannot eat, And some cannot eat that want it; But we have meat, and we can eat - And let the Lord be thanked.
Robert Burns
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Dont settle, dont give up, dont quit, dont complain, dont stop working towards what you want in life! Just keep working.
Unknown
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Dont make promises you cant keep. Dont give others false hope. Dont break hearts. DONT HURT MY FRIEND. Is that so hard for you to understand.
Unknown
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
Robert Doisneau
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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?
George Carlin
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There are people who eat the earth and eat all the people on it like in the Bible with the locusts. And other people who stand around and watch them eat.
Lillian Hellman
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I can't trust a woman, didn't Eve eat the forbidden fruit?
Unknown
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Dont hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I eat whatever I want and still wear the same size pants that I did in high school.
Unknown
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Deadbeat dads, you give true men such a bad reputation. You are the reason loyal and dedicated guys are judged before known! The terms: dogs, losers and cheaters.. I'm tired of you giving women reasons to believe this is true. Why is it so hard to commit to your woman and child? Why not dedicate your life, to the life you gave? There aren't too many good dads in the world.. but there are some, and they are called men. They are tucking their kids at night, are you? They are holding their women tight, are you? Don't take the title of a man if you simply can't handle the responsibilities of being one.
Unknown
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Want to learn to eat a lot? Here it is: Eat a little. That way, you will be around long enough to eat a lot.
Tony Robbins
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I'd say my dad is the best actor in the family because he has been doing it the longest and hes had more work. I've learned a few lessons in my life. The worst so far is dont drink Coke and eat Mentos at the same time. The best so far is, never lie.
Jaden Smith
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Flow is so sweet, I eat angels for dinner. Call me what you want, I don't give a finger in the middle.
Lil Wayne
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
Unknown
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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