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Driving Bike Status Quotes & Sayings
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I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, I told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
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When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic.
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As a kid I had a dream, I wanted to own my own bicycle. When I got the bike I must have been the happiest boy in Liverpool, maybe the world. I lived for that bike. Most kids left their bike in the backyard at night. Not me. I insisted on taking mine indoors and the first night I even kept it in my bed.
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I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: 'What do you do at a red light?' Me: 'I usually respond to texts and check my Facebook.'
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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Today I fell off my bike while working out. It was a stationary bike.
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1971 Honda 100 motorcycle. It was the first bike I ever bought myself. It's sparkly candy red with a white stripe. It's the perfect tiny size for me. I love driving around L.A. on a Sunday. Mulholland Drive, friend hopping, going to see a movie. It's dreamy.
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
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Social networking while driving is worse than texting while driving and drunk driving put together.
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
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Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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My car finally heats up when I reach my destination.
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It's always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio.
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