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Drunk Phone Quotes & Sayings
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Curren$y
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Yo' bi... chose to roam in the Spitta zone, now you drunk watching E.T. wishing she phone home.
Currensy
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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So I just got on the phone and the engineer just patched me in and I did reports. I'd get a community leader and bring him to the phone, call up the station and do an interview over the phone with the guy.
Ed Bradley
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
Charles Baudelaire
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
Oliver Sykes
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So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. My phone is winning...
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.
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As much as I would enjoy being drunk, I think I'd better pass after last night's episode and today's follow-up.
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Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk?
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Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober.
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tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.
Unknown
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Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.
Unknown
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Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends.
Unknown
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No officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Unknown
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Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.
Clea Duvall
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