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Dumb As A Door Knob Quotes & Sayings
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When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. You just turn the knob, and push or pull.
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I opened the door for a lot of people, and they just ran through and left me holding the knob
Bo Diddley
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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called 'brightness,' but it doesn't work.
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Cobra haffi pull yuh golden door knob. Paint yuh bedroom wid oil paint whey mi have.
Mad Cobra
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There are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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My knob tastes funny.
Ralph Wiggum
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When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
Alexander Graham Bell
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If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
Elizabeth Taylor
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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain
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I'm so dumb, therefore I can't relate. I'm so dumb, there is nothing to hate. Really is it me, or is it fate? Give me peace, or release for fu..'s sake.
Korn
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
Terry Bradshaw
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If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.
Arnold Rothstein
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Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.
Franz Kafka
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
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I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door...or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
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Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.
Danica McKellar
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Slob on my knob, think you know the rest. I dont buy these broads Nike, but I keep these girls in check.
Juicy J
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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M Wright
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