TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Engineering Students Funny Lines Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Engineering Students Funny Lines" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny
Engineering
Science
Engineering
Funny
College
Students
Being Tired
School
Classroom
Information
Clever Facebook Status
Pick Up Lines
Sales
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Pick Up Lines
Lies
Weed
Pothead
Show more
Stoner
It Is What It Is
School
Teenagers
Funny Facebook Status
Students
Twitter
Facebook Status
Teachers
Debt
Smart Alec
Smart Remarks
Facebook
Success
Humor
Comedy
Actors And Acting
Funny Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Sarcastic Christmas
Optimism
Pessimism
Forgiveness
Bitter
Mathematics
Education
Teachers And Teaching
Learning
QUOTES
The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
200 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
Sponsored Links
Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
148 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
87 Likes
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
0 Likes
The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Unknown
169 Likes
Funny quotes
Science quotes
Engineering quotes
Sponsored Links
Asian countries produce eight times as many engineering bachelors as the United States, and the number of U.S. students graduating at the masters and PhD levels in these areas is declining.
Mark Kennedy
1 Likes
College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
Unknown
85 Likes
Funny quotes
College quotes
Students quotes
Being Tired quotes
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
Unknown
164 Likes
School quotes
Students quotes
Classroom quotes
Funny quotes
College quotes
Information quotes
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
357 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Funny quotes
Sales quotes
Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes
Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
Unknown
265 Likes
Funny quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes
Sponsored Links
Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
Unknown
112 Likes
Students quotes
Funny quotes
School quotes
Lies quotes
I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.
Unknown
292 Likes
Funny quotes
School quotes
Weed quotes
Students quotes
Pothead quotes
Stoner quotes
It Is What It Is quotes
Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Jamie Zawinski
85 Likes
Engineering quotes
Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology.
Karl Popper
2 Likes
You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.
Kit Williams
93 Likes
Engineering quotes
Sponsored Links
There is no one area of chemical engineering that specifically helped me in my career as an astronaut, it was more the general education in engineering. Also, it was a very difficult and rigorous course. So, it made me strong and resourceful.
Leroy Chiao
7 Likes
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
116 Likes
Funny quotes
Engineering quotes
Dear Teacher. Please stop make us sleepy, we have no bed in class. Sincerely, students.
OhItsVynn
216 Likes
School quotes
Teenagers quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Students quotes
Twitter quotes
Facebook Status quotes
From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
93 Likes
Engineering quotes
As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
6 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 12
60th Birthday
Boyfriend
Discontent
Emotional
Fake Friends
Family Love
Forgiveness
Goodbye
Happy Mothers Day
Heart Touching
Ideas
Marxism
Money
Mother
Mothers Day
Mothers Day Card
Mothers Day Greetings
Mothers Day Inspirational
Pain
Wisdom
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™