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Engineering Students Funny Lines Quotes & Sayings
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The faster you go, the more students you leave behind. It doesn't matter how much or how fast you teach. The true measure is how much students have learned.
William Glasser
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
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In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
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The teachers were focused on helping these students. The students benefited from hands-on teaching and a faculty who cared about them and their success in life and soon the students began to believe in themselves and the reality that they could make something of their lives.
Michael N Castle
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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
Phillip Johnson-Laird
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Typically, students slide into debt through the extension (by credit card companies) of unaffordable credit lines.
Robert Manning
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
John Prebble
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Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Kate Upton
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.
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Even for high school students we expect some degree of forgiveness particularly for those students that have only been here a short period of time whether it's Katrina or Rita. We expect less forgiveness for out Texas students who have been in our Texas system all along.
Roy Knight
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