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Erma Bombeck Favorite Child Quotes & Sayings
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Erma Bombeck
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck
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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Erma Bombeck
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
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Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma Bombeck
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If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving
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