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Eyebrows Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There would be a lot of really nice people saying a lot of nice things. But then I get to the one person who would say, His eyebrows look big. He ought to shave his eyebrows. He looks like a freaking Neanderthal. I thought, Thats so mean. I cant help my eyebrows, dude.
Andrew Garfield
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If I make a move, like raise my eyebrows, some critic says I'm doing Nicholson. What am I supposed to do, cut off my eyebrows?
Christian Slater
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I don't mind my eyebrows. They add...something to me. I wouldn't say they were my best feature, though. People tell me they like my eyes. They distract from the eyebrows.
Nicholas Hoult
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But I always curl my lashes, even if I don't put on mascara. I'll also put on a lip gloss or lip balm. And I always brush my eyebrows. I have very thick eyebrows - I'm just now starting to thin them out a bit.
Denise Richards
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When I first had my eyebrows waxed, I was pretty disturbed.
Chiwetel Ejiofor
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There have been makeup artists who've asked if my eyebrows are real.
Peter Gallagher
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My eyebrows make a more profound impact on other people than they do on me. I just let 'em grow.
Peter Gallagher
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Everyone wants to pluck eyebrows. I thinned them out real thin once and it just didn't look like me.
Denise Richards
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Words cant describe how good I feel after I get my nails, feet and eyebrows done.
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I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
Andy Warhol
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What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.
Martin Short
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Robin Williams
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I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
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I only have to do three things to look halfway decent, curl my eyelashes, fill in my eyebrows and put some lipstick on.
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Socially this was very difficult on me. When you have no eyebrows... people don't know what's wrong but they're pretty sure something isn't right. And maybe we should take the next elevator, Honey.
John Pinette
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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
Frank Zappa
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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
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I couldn't think of anything worse than someone else plucking my eyebrows. I ask make-up people what shape they should be...and always pluck them when I come out of a hot bath or shower.
Cheryl Cole
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Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.
Chelsea Handler
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