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Facebook Drunk Staus Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Closing your left and right eye to see how an object changes places when you're extremely bored.
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Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night.
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A female officer pulls over a drunk man. The officer tells him, Anything you say will be held against you! Then the drunk man yells, TITTIES!
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I would probably buy the iPhone5 if it kept me from drunk dialing my exes.
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Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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I bet the NSA stopped monitoring your phone records after seeing they were all drunk dials to exes at 4 a.m.
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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
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I dont make enough money to go on vacation, so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend until I dont know where I am.
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I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.
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Being drunk n happy is good...Being drunk and sad isn't good...But I'm just drunk...Here nor there.
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
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Don't ever forget what someone says to you while they're drunk, because drunk words are sober thoughts.
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Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking.
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This Saturday has been sponsored by Tylenol and Jack Daniels.
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I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low. I was a bit sick, a bit drunk. We were at Athens or Spain Madrid! I was drunk cuz there were free booze, the Red Bull thing. It just came out.
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Ever looked back at your ex and asked yourself was I drunk the entire relationship?
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