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Suggest Revision: All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin
  
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Suggest Revision: Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie
  
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Suggest Revision: I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes! -Stewie Griffin
  
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Suggest Revision: Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin
  
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Suggest Revision: You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that. -Stewie Griffin
  
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Suggest Revision: I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this day!... Well, go on, start ruing! -Stewie
  
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Suggest Revision: Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much that I want to kill her, its just, I want her not to be alive anymore. -Stewie Griffin
  
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Suggest Revision: Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire
  
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Suggest Revision: And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I cant even measure. -Peter Griffin
  
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Suggest Revision: Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my diaper, and its not a toaster. -Stewie Griffin
  
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