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Fat Ex Girlfriend Jokeskesskes Quotes & Sayings
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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