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First Date Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Date Attell
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
Unknown
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Im single because I don't just date to date. I date to love & if you dont believe in forever, I'll show you goodbye real fast.
Unknown
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
Dave Attell
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I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?
Shaquille O'Neal
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A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if youre going to get screwed.
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I don't make mistakes, I just date them.
Unknown
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Oketa Ojok
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An important skill all leaders must have is a great sense of humor, humor keeps everyone at ease and break the ice between people. An effective leader must also be approachable and open.
Christopher Chan
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When your in the movie business you have a start date and a stop date.
Wayne Rogers
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Our very first date. Ooh! Well, from now on you can date your stupid video game!
Minnie Mouse
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Arranged marriage is like a blind date...except that date is supposed to last for a lifetime.
Unknown
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To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death.
Al Goldstein
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I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
Adam Levine
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Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.
Casper Van Dien
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Fastest way to end a date with me, be rude to your waitress regardless of the circumstances. Doesn't fly. Been there done that. Date over.
Unknown
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A date is not a date until you kiss. -Shawn
Boy Meets World
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Date for a purpose. Date because there's potential there not because you're tired of being single.
Unknown
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