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Friends Are Like Peeing In Your Pants Weave Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Peeing your pants is the coolest.
Billy Madison
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I've had enough with the earthquakes. My whole house shook and I came really close to peeing my pants.
Candace Bailey
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Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth.
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
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I dont really like pants, man. I like tights. Im not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants.
Taylor Momsen
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In high school, there are so many cliques. You're never safe. In between my junior and senior years, I went away to film Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and I came back ready to do the things with my friends that we always did, but things change. People get older, and there are some inside jokes that you don't know about that have happened. You feel lost for a while, and it's hard to come back from that. Then the friends who have 'replaced' you are territorial. I've experienced that a little bit. There are catty, insecure, and gossipy girls everywhere, but for me, I don't think it's a matter of any of them being genuinely bad at heart. I just think that maybe the different ways in which people are raised make them different and insecure. They point out the bad things in others just to make themselves feel better. It's everywhere.
Blake Lively
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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
Emily Procter
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Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants? :D
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It's the times we're so crazy, that people think we're high. It's the times we laugh so hard, we can't help but cry. It's all the inside jokes and remember whens. those are all the reasons that we're best friends!
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Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
Billy Madison
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I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
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I'm delighted to be back in business with my old friends. I don't know if the pants still fit, but I know the hat will.
Harrison Ford
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Most men would never tell a girl her Pikachu smells like a crab cake. It's just not done. But they would have no qualms about telling their guy friends. Similarly, if you're a guy and you pull your pants down, and the girl you're with immediately stats text messaging her friends, you have a small pe..s. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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'Are you crying?' No I'm peeing through my eyes.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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People may think he's not perfect but in my mind he's beyond perfect when you're able to look into his eyes and see the real him. Having his arms wrapped around you because he cares more about you than anything, the way he says I love you and those cute little inside jokes nobody else would understand the way he giggles at your jokes even when they aren't even funny or the way he talks about you to his friends it makes you realize how much he means to you. His flaws make him perfect and when I'm around him I feel like everything's okay again and he's the solution to all my problems.
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Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.
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