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Funny 67 Minutes Quotes & Sayings
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The longest five minutes in the world are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last of five minutes of an exam.
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck
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In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school its 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:31
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It's really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it's six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it's 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that's 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I've done three hours worth of work.
Howie Mandel
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While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or Other Peoples Minutes.
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I was lucky enough to get to perform on stage in front of 20 million people on TV, and 150 thousand in concerts. For 15 minutes I got to be a rock star, the 15 minutes is great! It turns into Spinal Tap after 20 minutes.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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I knew I could always work harder and be better and show Im more prepared. I had a whole science to like, how you have to arrive 17 minutes early to something. If youre 20 minutes early, that means youre too eager, but 17 minutes gives you time to like, settle, sign in, use the ladies room, have some...
Krysten Ritter
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I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
George Best
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It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London
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I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had to happen.
Judd Apatow
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I hate it when I tell someone I'll be there in 15 minutes yet they choose to call me every half an hour anyway.
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I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of power.
Jeffrey Archer
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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Hey, freakshow! You're goin' NOWHERE! I got'cha for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!
Macho Man Randy Savage
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That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself.
Adam Savage
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The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.
Barack Obama
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If I can tell you the story from beginning to end in five minutes, I'm ready to start writing. Then it's a constant spreading out of that five minutes.
Richard Price
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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Oscar Wilde
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