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Funny About Chocolate Quotes & Sayings
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I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
Dawn French
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I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like nasty wine that doesn't taste good to me. I don't get it!
Paula Deen
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Debating on whether the chocolate I found in my purse has gone bad...Oh well! Still chocolate.
Olivia Munn
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I always eat. I'm definitely a chocolate girl. I like chocolate. I've got these Hershey's Pieces in my dressing room at the theater, so I definitely snack on those all day.
Ashlee Simpson
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M Schulz
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I'm fighting a losing battle here: I'm trying to lose some weight. I love chocolate; that's one of my biggest downfalls. I haven't gotten a whole lot of chocolate, thank goodness, because I'd probably be about 300 pounds.
Carrie Underwood
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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
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A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
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I accidentally ate a piece of chocolate yesterday.....oops. All I know is one minute I'm mid convo with a friend, and the next, a piece of chocolate was in my mouth. No idea how it got there!
Candace Bailey
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My very first job was a commercial for German chocolate and it was all in German.The thing that still sticks out in my mind most about it was I wasn't allowed to swallow the chocolate. I would take a bite and then at the end of every take I'd have to spit it out. That was very frustrating especially for a kid.
Allison Mack
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If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat.
Amanda Peet
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Math is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??
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I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in Ukiah, it's called the 'Chocolate fu.. You', or the 'fu.. You I'm Chocolate' or something.
Davey Havok
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I want someone to look at me, the way that I look at Chocolate Cake.
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Charles M Schulz
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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.
Judith Viorst
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My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food.
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Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny.
Mike Myers
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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
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