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Funny About Good Wife Quotes & Sayings
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
Sam Ewing
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
Cedric Hardwicke
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It's not a good idea to put your wife into a novel; not your latest wife anyway.
Norman Mailer
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A good wife or a good husband is God given. They come to fill the void in us as we also fill theirs.
Terry Mark
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive.
Leslie McIntyre
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
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Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, good mother, good looking, good tempered, well groomed and unaggressive
Leslie McIntyre
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
Ritu Ghatourey
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A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.
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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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Dear DISTANCE, Please take good care of HIM.
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The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.
Howard Nemerov
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