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Funny About Tow Trucks Quotes & Sayings
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If your job is to fix trucks, the bottom line is how many trucks you fix. The combat Army has a totally different ethic: Accomplish your mission and take care of your men.
Col Harry Summers
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Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
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"You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."
Brian Regan
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"You see weird things driving... I've never understood log trucks, sometimes you'll be out on the highway, you see two big giant trucks loaded up with logs, and they pass eachother on the highway... I don't understand it. I mean, if they need logs over there... and they need 'em over there, you'd think a phone call would save 'em a whole lot of trouble."
Brian Regan
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I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...
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All her baggage in tow.
Atreyu
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A tow-truck pursuit in traffic??? Come on LA. You're more exciting than that.
Sarah Hyland
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.
Afroman
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Tell me the reason why you tow around the world and why, in God's name, you wanna make me into your girl.
Lady Saw
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bi... I had one shot and I ain't blow. it Riding til the wheels fall off and they tow it.
Big Sean
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We've managed to have a long career that is still quite vibrant, yet we've never had to kow-tow to record companies who said we weren't commercial enough.
Alex Lifeson
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When I step up out my house, everyday I gotta show off, Clean than a bi... with the price tag tow-off.
Slim Thug
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Made a vow to the game, That I'll never get caught up, In this thing called fame is what shows us, Just to hold out, to get tow up, And forget about the way you was brought up.
Diggy Simmons
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Well we scheme and we scheme but we always blow it We've yet to crash, but we still might as well tow it.
Modest Mouse
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Silly cowboy, trucks are for girls!
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We also own a little boat and I'm like a kid with it. I take off early in the morning, fishing rod in tow, and just drift about the ocean all day.
Perry Como
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Country girls love guys who drive trucks.
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Having covered some half a hundred cities, towns, villages, and wide spots in the road during the last tow years, George and I fairly wallowed in the comfort of our own home base.
Martin Milner
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I feel strikingly domestic. We're in our own world with two busses and trucks.
John Mayer
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