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Funny Baby Mama Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Baby Mama" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Romantic Lady, single baby. Mmh, sophisticated mama Uuh! Come on, you disco Lady, yeah Stay with me tonight, mama.
Kool And The Gang
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A sorry free loading guy that gets jealous when he sees his baby mama with other guys, only comes around when he is horny and so he wont get put on child support.
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Oh mama mama mama I just shot a man down. In central station In front of a big ol crowd.
Rihanna
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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If I had a baby mama she would probably be richer then a lot of you ni...s.
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Even Stevie Wonder wonder why your baby mama call so much, I had to change my number.
Gucci Mane
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Hotter than a bisquick biscuit out the oven, your baby mama go on missions to get this lovin.
Pretty Ricky
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When I was a little bitty baby. My mama would rock me in the cradle. In them old cotton fields back home.
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I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural.
Mel Tillis
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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I gotta baby, but his mama act like he ain't mine. Wicked women, usin' children to live on. Wanna hurt and try to hate, 'cause she know the thrill is gone.
Pimp C
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Dropped out, mama said I was a fool. I brought the drop out now me and mama cool.
Tyga
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If you are going to brag about how much money you are making & how you ballin,' make sure your baby mama aint around to yell 'And he dont take care of none of his kids!'
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You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did, make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me. -Carlos
Desperate Housewives
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It's the remix to ignition. Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Mama rollin that body got every man in here wishin. Sippin on coke and rum. I'm like so what I'm drunk. It's the freakin weekend baby I'm about to have me some fun.
R Kelly
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