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Funny Baby Thought Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Baby Thought" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
Unknown
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
Gallagher
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Let me please stand in solidarity with all of the women who are not a size 2 six weeks after leaving the hospital. I thought, you read all of the stuff in magazines like, Oh, I breastfed my baby and I am so skinny now. I am breast-feeding my baby and I am not getting any skinnier! I think Im just going to be a little bit bigger for a little bit longer and thats fine with me.
Jenna Fischer
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Now baby, Ive been thinking lately beauty in pictures shit pictures. Ive been painting thought you a cutie, baby your beauty is amazing.
Tory Lanez
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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Just when I thought I was over you and just when I thought I could stand on my own. Oh, baby those memories come crushing through. And I just can't go on without you.
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
Unknown
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
Noel Coward
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The funny thing I thought you cared about me...I thought you were different.
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