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Funny Baby Thought Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Baby Thought" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
Unknown
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas are funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
Joe Murray
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R.I.P. to the girl you used to see. Her days are over, baby she's over. I decided to give you all of me. Baby come closer, baby come closer.
Rita Ora
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Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
The Hangover
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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It's funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didn't have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry.
Emily Procter
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I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.
Douglas Feaver
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The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
Woody Allen
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
Unknown
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
Natalie Wood
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers
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Haters: Were you dropped as a baby? Me: Yeah, Into a pool of s..y.
Unknown
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Im Kail, I was given a girls name when I was a baby because my parents are idiots.
Unknown
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I said ooo... ooo... oooo... ooooooo. Do Me Baby, Do Me Baby, give it to me. Do Me Baby, I want you now.
Melissa Morgan
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Get you goin' like ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby. Ooh baby baby, ooh baby.
Usher
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Everyone matures. When I was Newt's age, I thought I had the right answer to things. The baby-boomers as political leaders are still on trial by the American people.
Pete Du Pont
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hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby .
Carlos Banks
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Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up.
Unknown
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