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Funny Bed Stuff To Say To Som Quotes & Sayings
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I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
Nikhil Saluja
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I've gone to bed happy, i've gone to bed mad, and cometimes i've even gone to bed sad, but when I go to bed thinking of you, thats when you know i've gone to bed glad
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My bed loves to eat phones and socks.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
John Ciardi
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Every time that we'd do something funny Ferrell would accidentally like hit the camera or lose the film. Hair in the gate, all that crap. We did get to do a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff that I remember being genius, but we got to play around a lot. We improvised a lot of stuff too so that was fun.
Amy Poehler
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I got to draw monsters, robots and write funny stories. I loved doing that stuff and working with the actors. But it got to be less and less that stuff and more about trying to be everywhere and not being able to do one thing very enjoyably.
Jhonen Vasquez
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It's funny, when I'm not on the road or doing stuff with Bad Company - or whatever- I've always written songs galore... a lot of stuff people don't even hear.
Mick Ralphs
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed, that kind of stuff.
Adam Carolla
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People go back to the stuff that doesn't cost a lot of money and the stuff that you don't have to hand money to over and over again. Stuff that you get for free, stuff that your older brother gives you, stuff that you can get out of the local library.
Frank Black
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Melanie Griffith
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The word 'bed' is shaped like an actual bed.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Bob Saget
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Erma Bombeck
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I'm tryna put you to bed, bed, bed. I'ma put you to bed, bed, bed.
J Holiday
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Im just myself; what you see is what you get. I guess it could be a refreshing surprise, because people see me like, 'Ah, this chick is tough and shes probably kinky in bed and all this stuff,' and Im just like a prude sometimes.
Kat Von D
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My bed is my bed and I peed in it last year, so who would want to sleep in that bed?
Snooki
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