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Funny Being A Wife And Mom Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
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If my mom reads that I'm grammatically incorrect, I'll have hell to pay.
Larisa Oleynik
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I know how to do anythingI'm a mom
Roseanne Barr
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A good wife comes from God and a good husband comes from the bank.
Evans Amecha
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My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
Nikhil Saluja
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
Christine Baranski
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On Mother's day, I want to wish Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful wife; My friend, my love, a terrific mom, you bring so much happiness into my life.
Karl Fuchs
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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Having a child changes everything in a most positive way, and I am extremely lucky to have a great wife who is also an incredible mom.
Ben Stiller
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The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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A woman must combine the role of mother, wife and politician.
Emma Bonino
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Mom, I have good news! 'You got a 100 in your math test?!' Mom, I said good news, not a miracle.
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I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.
Chris Ware
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