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Funny Being A Wife And Mom Quotes & Sayings
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I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
Pamela Anderson
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Mom, thanks for teaching me about boundaries by never observing any.
Unknown
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx
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It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
Proverbs 21:19
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In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Unknown
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My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
Job 19:17
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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Im ok mom. Im okay. Ill be ok. Ill be ok mom. I want to be okay mom. Mom I'm not ok and it hurts.
Unknown
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Mom, it's so great how much closer we've gotten since you started texting instead of calling.
Unknown
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I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.
Larry Hagman
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I am excited to rise today to support National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day. This celebration honors the husband and wife business owner teams whose work helps drive the economy and fuel job growth.
Melissa Bean
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy Carter
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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
James Herriot
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Unknown
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Sometimes I get my wife and my GPS mixed up...they both tell me what to do every 30 feet.
Unknown
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I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in mi.f.
Unknown
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
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