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Funny Bills Quotes & Sayings
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Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.
Unknown
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Of the five House Calendars, the Private Calendar is the one to which all Private Bills are referred. Private Bills deal with specific individuals, corporations, institutions, and so forth, as distinguished from public bills which deal with classes only.
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Similes, metaphors and we pop pills. Sick flow inundated with the doc bills. Work hard, now we know how to top bills; in the middle of the street doing cartwheels.
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Love doesn't pay bills, unless you're a prostitute.
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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
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The major material advantage, financial advantage from having a reserve currency is that between 200 and 300 billion dollar bills, that may be twenty, fifty, hundred dollar bills as well as ones, exist in the world - a lot of them in Russia as you all know I'm sure.
Robert C Solomon
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Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing youre life is.
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I used to care what people think about me until I tried paying my bills with their thoughts.
Mario Tomasello
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They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?
Nishan Panwar
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Throw your dollar bills and leave your thrills all here with me
Seether
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Growing up and having bills and doing things for yourself is honestly terrible...
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You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time.
Terence
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what do you mean, I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
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Strip clubs and dolla' bills. Still got mo' money.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I have to stay in soaps to pay my bills to Kodak.
Michael Zaslow
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If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it?
Davy Crockett
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