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Funny Bruised Quotes & Sayings
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Everybody gets high. Everybody gets low. Everybody gets bruised. Everybody gets sold.
Sixx AM
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The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Zapp Brannigan
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Of all things upon earth that bleed and grow, a herb most bruised is woman.
Euripides
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Cherry red Rover roof, crips to confuse you, you can say I blues you, better than I bruised you.
Tyga
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When a child is bruised physically or emotionally, parents often reward him with a treat.
Marilu Henner
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I have come to believe over and over again that what is most important to me must be spoken, made verbal and shared, even at the risk of having it bruised or misunderstood.
Audre Lorde
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I`m the murderer and the victim the licence with the gun. I`m a sad and bruised old lady in an ally in a slum.
Ub40
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I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.
Richard Marx
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When it hurts leave you losers bruised up. Bruce Lee nun-chucks toe from the floor up though.
Tyga
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The roots of racism lie deep in man's nature, wounded and bruised by original sin.
Sargent Shriver
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When I see a bruised apple at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, 'Who did this to you?'
Unknown
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Trapped within your own apathy. Spiraling into a cycle of loss. Beaten mind with a bruised reflection. It's addiction to failure of substances.
Hatebreed
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Not chaos-like together crushed and bruised, But as the world, harmoniously confused, Where order in variety we see, And where, though all things differ, all agree
Alexander Pope
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There is certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place
Washington Irving
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At first I threw my weight upon my heels, as one does naturally in a boot, and was a good deal bruised, but after a few hours I learned the natural walk of man, and could follow my guide in any portion of the island.
John Millington Synge
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Thug related style attract millions, Fans, they understand my plan. Who's the kid up in the green Land? Me and the RZA connect, blow a fuse. You lose, half a.. crews get demolished and bruised.
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My heart might be bruised, but it will recover and become capable of seeing beauty of life once more. It's happened before, it will happen again, I'm sure. When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive and I will find love again.
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I know why the caged bird sings, ah me, when his wing is bruised and his bosom sore; when he beats his bars and he would be free, it is not a carol of joy or glee, but a prayer that he sends from his heart's deep core.
Paul Laurence Dunbar
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I know why the caged bird sings, ah me, when his wing is bruised and his bosom sore; when he beats his bars and he would be free, it is not a carol of joy or glee, but a prayer that he sends from his heart's deep core.
Paul Laurence Dunbar
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