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Funny Brushing Your T Quotes & Sayings
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Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your a.. before having a shit.
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Lois is finding herself more, and she definitely is becoming that journalist that everyone loves. She's brushing shoulders with Clark a lot, so we have a lot of fun interplay. She'll go to investigate something, thinking that she's the one solving the problem, and meanwhile he's speeding around saving her a lot. It's quite funny.
Erica Durance
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My d..k be brushing womens lips like chapstick.
Ludacris
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Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate.
Geena Davis
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Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You can't escape it.
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Be considerate and careful of how you talk and treat people today. You could be brushing off someone God sent to help you.
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Have you ever been so tired you don't feel like brushing your teeth? May happen tonight.
Jason Kennedy
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Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teath is the hardest part of the day, it all just hurts.
Tom Brady
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating.
Marian Anderson
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There is no finer sensations in life that which comes with victory over one's self. Go forward to a goal of inward achievement, brushing aside all your old internal enemies as you advance.
Vash Young
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But of course when people watch morning television, Terry, it's a very different animal. You know, they're running around, they're getting their kids ready for school, they're probably doing eight million things, they're brushing their teeth.
Katie Couric
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Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth.
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Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating.
Marian Anderson
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On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.
Kesha
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I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura Kightlinger
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By our pontifical assertions, our superior impatience, and our casual brushing aside of their curiosity, we do not encourage their inquiry, for we are rather apprehensive of what may be asked of us; we do not foster their discontent, for we have ceas
Jiddu Krishnamurti
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My body is trembling inside and it's her everything I'm yearning for. Her soft skin brushing against my fingertips, the curves of her body is what my lips truly miss.
Michael Kilby
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Brushing my hair, do I look perfect? I forgot what to do to fit the mold, yeah! The more I try the less is working yeah yeah yeah. 'Cause everything aside me screams, no, no, no, no...
Jessie J
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Evil is near. Sometimes late at night the air grows strongly clammy and cold around me. I feel it brushing me. All that the Devil asks is acquiescence not struggle, not conflict. Acquiescence.
Suzanne Massie
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