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Funny Canada Quotes & Sayings
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Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win.
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Let's honor Canada today by letting high school kids drink legally.
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Happy Canada Day to the people who sell me inexpensive s..ual enhancement drugs online.
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Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day.
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This Canada Day, I'd love to go out for some traditional Canadian cuisine if there was such a thing.
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Happy Canada Day to my new countryman if they ever reinstate the military draft here.
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I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare...
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This Canada Day, please take Justin Bieber back.
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On Canada Day, best of luck in not being mistaken for an American.
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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.
Conan OBrien
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Basketball isn't as popular in Canada as it is in the US. Hockey is by far the most popular sport in Canada.
Steve Nash
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Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home in all parts of the country, and when they feel that all Canada belongs to them.
Pierre Trudeau
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Canada is one of the planet's most comfortable, and caring, societies. The United Nations Human Development Index cited the country as the most desirable place in the world to live. This year a World Bank study named Canada the globe's second wealthiest society after Australia.
Time Magazine
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Canada evolved within the British Empire: it inherited the Parliamentary system, the Cabinet system and all the other features of the British constitutional system which had been in place, for the most part, for several centuries before Canada was even thought of.
Stockwell Day
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A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Samantha Bee
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My upbringing in Canada made me the person I am. I will always be proud to be a Canadian.
Jim Carrey
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Canada is not really a place where you are encouraged to have large spiritual adventures.
Robertson Davies
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God has made Canada one of those nations which cannot be conquered and cannot be destroyed, except by itself.
Norman Angell
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Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance.
Kim Campbell
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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, Well, what do you need?
Steven Wright
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