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Funny Chewing Gumin Quotes & Sayings
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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I never think it's right to chew gum in front of other people, but a lot of times I'll come in for a meeting chewing gum and I'll forget I'm chewing it. Then you don't want to swallow it because it stays in your system for seven years or something, so I've asked to throw it away. I've started to wonder if that's why I didn't get certain movies.
Jennifer Lawrence
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I lose all respect for myself when I bite my own tongue. I've been chewing for decades, how did I manage to f*ck that up?
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It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something.
Jack Handey
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Unknown
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!
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It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum.
Jerry Springer
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'Did you get braces?' Nah bro I'm just chewing staples.
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I don't think I can take getting in trouble anymore. I'm so tired of people chewing me out all the time.
Unknown
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I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else.
Alan Ladd
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I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
Hank Sauer
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I bite my nails. I've been chewing on them for years. As long as you don't chew through flesh it's all right.
Ed Westwick
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry
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I found out was, by the rhythm of my chewing, how I chewed fast, slow or what have you, I could tell the audience what my character was thinking and feeling.
Rod Steiger
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If you see the picture when things get exciting, he chews faster. When he really gets shocked, everything stops, including the chewing. So I worked it in for me.
Rod Steiger
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I'll eat anything. I ate antelope once in Swaziland. I didn't know what it was until I'd started chewing it. Everything tastes like chicken though doesn't it? It wasn't bad.
Nicholas Hoult
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Fat girls will chow down a bunch of pancakes today without even chewing and tomorrow will moan about their lack of beach body for summer.
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