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Funny Clumsy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Clumsy" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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History seems to be so clumsy.
Robert Johnson
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I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone.
Daniel Radcliffe
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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There are no frigid women, only clumsy men.
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I wish I could blame it on the choreography, but it's not a musical. I just had a clumsy moment.
Delta Burke
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I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did. It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.
Alec Guinness
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If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts.
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You got me tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling. Clumsy cause I'm falling in love.
Fergie
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International relationships are preordained to be clumsy gestures based on imperfect knowledge.
Rebecca West
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Now we dont wanna fall but were trippin in our hearts and its reckless and clumsy. Cause I know you cant love me here.
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I can do everything with ease on the stage, whereas in real life I feel too big and clumsy. So I didn't choose acting. It chose me.
Ingrid Bergman
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One of the hardest aspects of this protracted public persona is not knowing others as well as they feel they know me. It's a rather clumsy feeling actually; to not know someone who acts as though you're old friends.
Christopher Knight
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I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the walls get in the way.
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What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!
Charles Darwin
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I think space will be conquered through the mind rather than the clumsy medium of space travel.
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I am a total klutz. I'm really clumsy. If there's something to be broken, I'll break it. It's like I have magical powers that way. It's like I can break a vase just by looking at it the wrong way!
Amber Heard
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Im not perfect, my hair doesnt stay in place, I spill a lot of things and Im clumsy, But in the end I realized I like being imperfect.
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Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We woman have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.
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Im not perfect, my hair doesnt stay in place, I spill a lot of things and Im clumsy but in the end I realized I like being imperfect.
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There have been times when I reread - or at least leafed through - something because I'd sent a copy to a friend, and what usually happened was that I noticed dozens and dozens of clumsy phrases I wished I could rewrite.
Peter Straub
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