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Funny Coffee Coffee Quotes & Sayings
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I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV.
Scott Patterson
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Sorry Starbucks overcharged you for overpriced coffee beans.
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If we had s.., I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.
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Coffee enhances my social phobias.
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Thanks for trying to explain why iced coffee is more expensive.
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Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure.
Jared Diamond
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Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself.
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I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed.
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My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where my coworkers don't talk to me while I drink it.
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Let's tell people we voted because of the worldwide financial meltdown rather than the free cup of Starbucks coffee.
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Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
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All I've had for breakfast is coffee and Plan B.
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So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.
Danica McKellar
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Deena's out of control! I just spilled my coffee & I don't even drink coffee.
Pauly D
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Forever: The time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
Flash Rosenberg
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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams
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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Gerard Way
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