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Funny College Graduate Quotes & Sayings
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Good luck studying information you'll never use in the job you won't have when you graduate.
Unknown
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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College isn't about getting high scores. It's about having principles that you will always hold, even after you graduate.
Unknown
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Really, the potential for, first of all, any college graduate today is enormously good. These are good times for anyone with a college degree today, particularly African Americans. With a college degree today, you really breach the unemployment rate.
Alexis Herman
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
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One half who graduate from college never read another book.
G M Trevelyan
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I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
Unknown
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Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.
John Green
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The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.
Robert M Hutchins
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
South Park
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I got a lot of sideman jobs in college, and I have always said I got a graduate degree playing clubs.
Marion Meadows
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I could be happy doing something like architecture. It would involve another couple of years of graduate school, but that's what I studied in college. That's what I always wanted to do.
Parker Stevenson
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Mek mi enroll yuh inna mi s.. college. Graduate to Professor gal gimme knowledge.
Beenie Man
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
Unknown
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
Unknown
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
Unknown
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I was the first boy in the Kennedy family to graduate from college.
Mark Kennedy
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Many students graduate from college and professional schools, including those of social work, nursing, medicine, teaching and law, with crushing debt burdens.
Jon Porter
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I studied Japanese language and culture in college and graduate school, and afterward went to work in Tokyo, where I met a young man whose father was a famous businessman and whose mother was a geisha.
Arthur Golden
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