TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Come Back Lines Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Come Back Lines" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Pick Up Lines
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Clever Facebook Status
Funny
Sales
Pick Up Lines
Comedy
Actors And Acting
Funny Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Sarcastic Christmas
Ex Boyfriend
Ex Girlfriend
Getting Back Together
Keeping It Real
Funny
Ex Boyfriend
Feelings
Show more
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Hollywood
Christmas
Funny Facebook Status
Men
Flirting
Age
Kissing
School
Funny Facebook Status
Students
Beauty
Long
Valentines Day
Sweet
Jokes
Humor
Life
Change
Difference
Time
Reflection
Being Lazy
Laziness
Funny Lazy
Insults
QUOTES
I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
87 Likes
Sponsored Links
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
0 Likes
Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat a.. is calling me.
Unknown
137 Likes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Unknown
215 Likes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
Mitchell Sakundiak
357 Likes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Funny quotes
Sales quotes
Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes
Sponsored Links
Are you from Iraq? Because I think you should Baghdad a.. up.
Unknown
265 Likes
Funny quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Dirty Pick Up Lines quotes
As full lines of battle could not be handled through the thick wood, I ordered the advance of the six brigades by heavy skirmish lines, to be followed by stronger supporting lines.
James Longstreet
6 Likes
In this age, I dont care how tactically or operationally brilliant you are, if you cannot create harmony even vicious harmony on the battlefield based on trust across service lines, across coalition and national lines, and across civilian/military lines, you need to go home, because your leadership is obsolete. We have got to have officers who can create harmony across all those lines.
James Mattis
26 Likes
It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
Jennifer Connelly
46 Likes
Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
34 Likes
Comedy quotes
Actors And Acting quotes
Sponsored Links
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
Dan Castellaneta
7 Likes
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Unknown
143 Likes
Funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas Card quotes
Humorous Christmas quotes
Sarcastic Christmas quotes
Pick Up Lines quotes
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!
Unknown
251 Likes
Funny quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Ex Girlfriend quotes
Getting Back Together quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
You should pull him back besides in all the lines before the quarter, just as you make the others advance.
William Cavendish
0 Likes
Pick up lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
Kate Upton
10 Likes
Sponsored Links
Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
Unknown
302 Likes
Funny quotes
Ex Girlfriend quotes
Ex Boyfriend quotes
Getting Back Together quotes
Keeping It Real quotes
There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face. They pretended not to notice, they were caught up in the race.
The Eagles
15 Likes
I like the way the lines run up the back of your stockings. I've always liked that kind of high heels, too.
Van Halen
3 Likes
They do the soaps differently in Mexico. You just have to know the storyline and not memorize the lines. There would be someone feeding you lines while you were performing.
Erik Estrada
0 Likes
I was delighted to have lines when they came - learning lines for film isn't a problem, but television is a little different, because we shot those shows the whole way through.
David Selby
42 Likes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Apr 27
Beauty
Being In Love With Your Best Friend
Being Kind
Being Labeled
ColorS
Dependence
Family
Family Loyalty
Graduation
Instinct
Letting Go
Politicians
Punishment
Self-realization
Sin
Stop Caring
Stressed Out
Value
Wishes
Youth
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™