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Funny Couch Potat Quotes & Sayings
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If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch...
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I dont really think we had any real revelation when we were a couple 14 and 15-year-old kids about the bands name. It was more just a name that was funny and suitable at the time. Its kind of like that friend who sleeps on your couch and just wont go away, who just hangs around forever.
Gym Class Heroes
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Looking very much forward to my couch and my cats.
Jay Baruchel
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I'm pretty much a couch potato.
Wentworth Miller
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On the couch his ma and pa sitting missing eyes.
Boondox
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It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything you can.
Owen Hart
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We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
John F Kennedy
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Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.
Jason Bateman
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Laying on the couch for hours at a time and never getting bored.
Unknown
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Oh come on everyone , I slept on the couch
Becky Fuller
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Wanting someone to stay over and they end up sleeping on the couch...fail.
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Well, I am like this far away from jumping on the couch like Tom Cruise, but I am not gonna do that!
Charlize Theron
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We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!
Pauly D
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I've been on my couch watching the Olympics since 5:38 this morning. Can't turn it off!
Frankie Muniz
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I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.
David Sedaris
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Girls fall through like coins in a couch, now we just fu..in all the b-tches they warned us about.
Drake
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Standin on the couch in club. Wit a pocket full of c-notes.
Maino
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Now I'm drunk as fu.. about to pass out, destination you're mother's couch.
Hollywood Undead
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