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Funny Country Guys Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Country Guys" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream. But funny guys make you fall in love.
Unknown
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Shout out to the guys who don't think it's cute and funny to act like total jackasses to girls. We need more guys like you.
Unknown
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they say all guys are the same. But what happened to the actual good guys? They are taken for granted and labeled with the bad guys.
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Let's celebrate our country's birthday with a lavish display of fireworks we can't afford because of our country's disastrous economy.
Unknown
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They say you can't tell guys are gay just by looking. But if two guys are kissing, you can figure at least one of them is gay.
Bill Braudis
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Country girls love guys who drive trucks.
Unknown
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I'm just trying to be positive. I like the guys I'm around. Even though we're not at the record I'd like to be, even after a loss, guys are mad, but then we have fun and you move on. They look up to me. I've been around eight years. A lot of these guys were in junior high or high school when I came into the NBA. I see how much of an influence I am off the court. I try to be careful how I approach things on and off the court, because I know these guys are watching.
Paul Pierce
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Yeah, I talk to other guys, I laugh with other guys, and I hug other guys. But none of them will ever mean as much to me as you do.
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I'm sick of the hookups, the setups, the screw-ups, the guys who only want one thing, guys who dont know what they want, and guys who do but won't admit it.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'
Bob Newhart
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These guys were the real owners of the country, and for them to discuss with this young guy who becomes a member of the government was absolutely unacceptable.
Anatoly Chubais
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Who is more in touch with the problems of this country? One of those guys who goes off to Oxford or to University of Yale, or someone who has lived in buses, in the Metro, in the street?
Gloria Trevi
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
Unknown
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A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.
Sonny Liston
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I think its funny how oblivious some guys are, look at whats in front of you.
Unknown
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It's so funny when girls who always cheat complain about how 'guys are all the same.'
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