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Funny Dating My Daughter Quotes & Sayings
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I'm so glad that God gave me a daughter like you.
Unknown
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
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A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be a friend.
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About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.
Judy Carter
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My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
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Special wishes for a special person don't need special occasions. We wish you the best of everything every single day of our lives dear daughter. But today's your Birthday and we wish you the double of the best of everything. Happy Birthday dear daughter!
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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If one day I have a daughter and my daughter wants to be a model, I would never let her!
Adriana Lima
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A daughter is a gift of love.
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My daughter is intolerant of some grains...like mother like daughter.
Unknown
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I'd had my daughter when I was a teenager - I took my daughter to college with me.
Loni Anderson
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A daughter like you is a gift from God.
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Dating shouldn't be hard for someone like me and you know why it is? Because no one in this office will help me.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Middle school dances: Go in single = come out dating someone. Go in dating someone = come out single.
Unknown
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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People tell me there is plenty of fish in the sea, well that is nice and all but Im human, I dont date fish.
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The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site.
Unknown
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.
John Lennon
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Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without living. My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life.
Johnny Depp
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My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys...Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer.
Michelle Landry
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