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Funny Dating My Daughter Quotes & Sayings
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I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Jim Bishop
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
Steven Wright
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Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again.
Susan Healy
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Oh, you're dating my ex...I thought the five second rule was for food only...
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I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn't realize it was stupidity.
Gracie Hart
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Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to.
Kendrick Cole
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Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Rita Mae Brown
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My Daughter has made the darkness in my heart light up brighter than I ever thought possible. My Daughter gives me a reason to live and try each and every day. I cannot thank our Lord enough for blessing me with her. And as blessings come, so do disappointments. There are trials and rewards throughout everyone's life. My Daughter had helped me through the most difficult times of my life. I can only PRAY she will allow me to be there for hers.
Georgene Maciolek
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What is the use of being in a relationship without cheating , I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats.
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Even people who work with me don�t know who I�m dating. I just don�t talk about it so that I won�t implicate others. Just because they�re dating someone famous doesn�t mean they have to lose their privacy. But am I involved? Yes. It�s nice to be wanted romantically, to be desired and, right now, I am.
Pedro Almodovar
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How do you build a relationship when you've hardly shared a word but suddenly share a child? How do you love a daughter you don't see for nearly two years? When does she become your daughter? How does she become your daughter?
Boris Becker
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld
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My daughter said she's gonna be a hoe for Halloween. I think it's cute that she likes gardening.
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My daughter's really into the Halloween spirit. She's been in her pregnant lady constume for months now.
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A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
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If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it is the birth of a daughter. On your Birthday dear daughter, we're experiencing that beauty all over again. Happy Birthday to you!
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca. -Evan
Superbad
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Dating a girl with a guy best friend is never easy.
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