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Funny Daylight Saving Time Quotes & Sayings
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The reason I hold on, cause I need this hole gone. Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving. Cause when you never see the light, it's hard to know which one of us is caving.
Rihanna
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When is daylight savings time, because it is pitch black outside and my body refuses to leave the bed.
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I really hope the presidential debate tonight gets to the serious issue of when were going to repeal Daylight Savings Time.
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Daylight savings time! Mitt Romney is turning his clock back to 1952.
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Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock.
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Extra hour of sleep tonight, but getting darker even earlier. Hello, fall daylight savings time.
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God knows whats best for me and he's saving it until the right time comes.
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Remember to replace the batteries twice a year in smoke detectors. i.e. when you change the clocks for daylight savings time.
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Hope you all remembered to set your clocks forward although what does it matter since we will lose everything to time eventually.
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Daylight Savings Time. One extra hour for us to dance and drink our asses off. I'm taking advantage of it. You snooze you, you lose.
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The British were keen for 30 caliber guns, did not believe in daylight bombing. American experts said 30 caliber was not enough; we had to have 50 caliber, also said daylight bombing was right provided the planes attacked in formation, with 50 caliber guns.
Stuart Symington
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I don't have time for laundry. I'm saving lives here.
Dr Gregory House
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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
David Letterman
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I think downloading is both saving and killing the music industry at the same time.
Isaac Hanson
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The 'save the Earth' movement is not about the saving the Earth; it's about saving ourselves.
Unknown
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PARTY TIP: Daylight Savings Time means an extra hour to party.
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Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
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I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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I wish daylight savings time worked the other way in the fall...We could fall forward. Sunrise about 10am. Sunset, 9pm. Cool with me.
Unknown
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