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Funny Facebook And Twitter Quotes & Sayings
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I'm fairly sure that my cute next door neighbor thinks I'm a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and even in both of her diaries.
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There's no crying in Twitter, that's why you have a Facebook account.
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter, like watching TV, and taking naps!
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Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up.
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Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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All women crave attention, but Twitter and Facebook exposes all the women that can't function without it.
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Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.
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Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
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I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians.
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Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart.
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Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
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Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.
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Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now.
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They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.
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If Facebook is like dating, then Twitter is like a one night stand - it's fun while you're doing it, you finish in like 5 minutes, and you feel real cheap afterwards.
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Facebook and Twitter don't destroy relationships. If anything, they just bring to light what someone's been doing all along...
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Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know.
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If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.
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