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Funny Feet Joke Quotes & Sayings
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
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Seemeth it a small thing unto you to have eaten up the good pasture, but ye must tread down with your feet the residue of your pastures? and to have drunk of the deep waters, but ye must foul the residue with your feet? / And as for my flock, they eat that which ye have trodden with your feet; and they drink that which ye have fouled with your feet.
Bible
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I haven't had s.. in so long I am considering becoming a born again virgin.
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Well, I guess the s..ual abuse by Mel Phillips in a sense, he had a fetish for feet. He used to play with my feet and other kids' feet, and that was his thing.
Tom Cole
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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