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Funny First Kiss Quotes & Sayings
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WHAT EACH KISS MEANS; Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together. Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU.
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A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kiss is a kiss tasted.
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For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be with someone you can't get out of your head, so that when your lips finally touch you feel it everywhere. A kiss so hot and so deep you never want to come up for air. You can't cheat your first kiss. Trust me, you don't want to. Cause when you find that right person for a first kiss, it's everything.
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A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my 'friend,' you can kiss my ass.
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But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
Robert Downey Jr
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Kiss on Shoulder = I want you. Kiss on the Lips = I love you. Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever.
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A perfect kiss is when your eyes meet, you walk toward each other in the rain, and kiss right there in the middle, everything becomes nothing in that moment because that is when you realize that this is a true kiss.
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The kiss. There are all sorts of kisses, lad, from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of an actress is the most unnerving. How can we tell if she means it or if she's just practicing?
Ruth Gordon
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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
Robert Herrick
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
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I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her.
Jim Carrey
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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Jennifer Lopez
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Pure bliss, pure bliss. Nobody can tear us apart. Baby it's as good as it gets. Kiss kiss kiss kiss. Loving you will never be hard. This is pure bliss.
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Let's pencil each other in for a New Year's Eve kiss, with the understanding we'll drop each other if someone better comes along.
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Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.
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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.
Jennifer Lopez
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.
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I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Bette Davis
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I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
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