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Funny Friends Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your girlfriend.
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.
Megan Fox
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You are one of them.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
Adam Sandler
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Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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You already got caught lying! Stop being fake and try being real for once in your life.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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